PA Malarky

At A Glance Author Anon-e-mouse Artist Bob Studio Primal Urge Location Perth, Western Australia

Well, lets see...

I first learned about genital piercing a couple of years ago, when I,as a wide eyed and no so innocent youth perusing a playboy, stumbled across an article on body piercing. The article itself detailed a young lady's foray into the world of piercing, a navel if i recall correctly, but also had a brief interview with a random gentleman who had come in to get an ampalang. The interview was all too brief, and somewhat disturbing at the time, i clearly remember thinking 'who would pay someone to shove a piece of metal through the end of their dick?', still, the idea was planted.

Over the next couple of years, though a minor bout of depression, i began some fairly shallow and pointless cuttings, discovering that i quite liked the sensation of cold steel breaking my flesh it lead me on to the next step: piercing.

It all started relatively innocently with a couple of very crooked self done halfadas. This was all before i learned that there were people locally who would do this sort of thing for me, hopefully with a higher success rate that i was getting by my self.

Thus started my research phase. About this same time i first gained access to the internet, and eventually stumbled across BME. Upon looking through the Male galleries i found the Prince Albert piercing, which i immediately fell in love with. I fantasized for many months before i finally got up the courage to approach Primal Urge to find out some more specific details.

After walking past the door of the studio three of four time, i finally got up the courage to go in and get a feel for the place, pretty much as soon as i walked in the door i was greeted by Bob, one of the nicest people i have yet to meet and owner of Primal Urge. I struck an instant rapport with this man and decided then and there, 'today i get my dick pierced'.

After perusing the jewelry cabinet and making small talk with Bob for about half an hour, I asked with some hesitation 'do you guys do PA's here?', I was promptly told 'yes we do', and asked 'when were you looking to get it done?'. Without even thinking i replied 'The sooner the better'. We discussed the finer points, jewelry selection, placement etc. and then i was directed to one of the piercing cubicles. Once inside Bob had me remove my pants and hop up on the bench so he could have a 'closer look' to 'see what we were dealing with'. While examining me to see what kind of jewelry would be best suited, Bob went over some of the finer points of caring for a PA, and before i knew it he stood up and announced, 'i think we could get a 10 Gauge 1/2" CBR in there no worries'. 'Great' i said, 'lets do it'. And without a moments hesitation he bustled off to the back room to collect his tools.

After a few long minutes he returned with all the requisite equipment, washed his hands, donned his gloves and began working. First he cleaned me with some sort of betadine looking stuff, then marked the exit hole, had me ok it and then told me to lie back and not to think about it. All through the procedure he explained exactly what was happening, i wasn't paying a whole lot of attention though, by this point i was as nervous as i had ever been in my life.

First the receiving tube, which was cold and a little odd, but not terribly uncomfortable, then before I know it Bob is telling me that he is about to pierce. I tense up, then he sticks the needle through. It hurt, a lot. That's really all i can say, it wasn't unbearable by any means, but it definitely didn't tickle. After the needle was in, he withdrew the receiving tube and pushed the jewelry though, this pinched a little, but wasn't as bad as the initial piercing. Bob snapped the bead in place, i had a quick look, and then he bandaged me up, wrapped the whole thing in a glove and went over the aftercare again.

After his little no 'activity' for at least a week speech, he led me back into the main shop, where I paid, said my thanks and was sent on my way.

The walk back to the car was interesting. While not painful exactly, I definitely knew it was there, the ride home, on the other hand, was fine, didn't feel a thing.

Healing went well, followed Bob's cleaning instructions to the letter for about 2 weeks, the dropped back to just cleaning it with a little soap in the shower. Healed up fine in about 6 weeks.

Sex has remained largely the same, While it didn't make the great improvement that I had hoped for, it certainly didn't make it any worse, perhaps i will try some larger jewelry and see if that makes more of a difference.

Was it worth it? Yes, all in all, it was a very positive experience, and one that i do not regret in the least. Yes it hurt, but in a good way, and only for a second.

Would i do it again? In a heartbeat. If nothing else it has opened me up to new experience, plus it gives me something to talk about at parties.

Wow, this ended up a little wordier than i intended, and for that i apologize. But thank you for persevering.

Forever,
Onion the Magnificent.

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