My 1st, The Mighty 10 gauge P.A.!!!

At A Glance Author Phat Tony Contact Shroomo@AoL.CoM Artist Billy Studio Inksmith and Rogers Location Orange Park, Fl

I think I've always wanted a Prince Albert. Well, atleast as far back as I can remember. So, that's atleast Junior High. But, I couldn't ask my parents to sign for me to have it done and I wasn't about to do it myself. Which meant waiting.

For two weeks before my 18th Birthday I studied and researched P.A.s endlessly. I wasn't about to pay some guy 60dolla to stab a hole in my schlong and not know what to expect. So, two days before my birthday I went up InkSmith & Rogers after hearing many good things of them. I spoke to Billy, who was really kool. He even cut me... a deal. If I let his apprentice sit in (since she'd never seen it done) he'd cut 10dolla off the price. That worked out really well for me since it was gonna cost me 10dolla extra to get a 10gauge rather then a 14(i figured why go through the pain if I'm not gonna go all out).

Then the big day came. I was soo excited. Everyone at school knew I was planning to get it done, but they all thought I'd wuss out. I went almost directly after school with two friends of mine. One to man the Camcorder and the other to man the Polaroid. When I got there everyone in the lobby thought I was nuts for getting a 10gauge P.A. as my 1st piercing. Billy(remember, he's the piercer) told me he had a professional video/photographer who was gonna be there to get material for their upcoming calendar. Ahh Yes! My WahWah's gonna be in a calander for all to see! Yes, that makes 6people in the room during the procedure.

Anyway, I went in with a big ol' goofy smile and it never left my face. Billy was telling me that putting the Q-tip into my urethra would be rather painful and to tell him when to stop so the numbing could set in. But, it wasn't really too painful.. Sure, there were those half-seconds of intense stinging. But, they were gone before I could really worry about it. So, needless to say I never told him to stop. Everyone was rather surprised. At one point I pulled my head up to see what was going on only to see a shiny metal tube hanging outta my MeatStick. I decided to not look anymore :-) Then, it was about to happen. Billy told me to breathe in when he said and then breathe out when he said and that's when he would pierce me. I figured that meant right after I finished breathing out. Nope, right as I started to breathe out I felt a sharp sting for all of a half of a second. No Big Deal! It was Great! The pain was gone as soon as it hit. Then he put in the jewelry and had me stand up. I was feeling pretty good because I didn't even bleed. Then I started bleeding after standing up. Boy did I bleed. I bled and bled and bled.. Just when I thought I was done bleeding I bled some more. My girlfriend thinks it's great because I get to experience what having a period is like(minus the cramps, but it burns a lot when I go tinkle which we figure makes up for it). I kinda enjoy the burning though, it amuses me. It kept bleeding for a few days. I almost passed out in class because of the amount of blood I lost(i guess my brain needs all the blood it can get). Then I realized I should put some Bactine on it. Bactine is my bestest friend. It no longer bleeds and I can concentrate, as much as before atleast.

I woke up the 1st morning covered in blood. The next night I dawned a condom to catch anything. But, it didn't bleed because of the Bactine I suppose. So, I figured the next night I'd go without the condom. Whoo! Never Have a WetDream While You've Gotta PA in The Healing! OMG!! It Burns! I woke up with my piece clenched in my fist. Then I remembered I had a PA and well, then hurt it even more. My boxers were stained pretty well.

Here's a few answers to those questions I was always asking:

Everyone says you've gotta wait 6months before having sex. This is of course B.S. For me, personally, it was like a few weeks at the most. Then people were telling me i've gotta be erect for the procedure. This too is B.S. I figured with the cold room, cold hands and people standing there i'd be hard and in charge. This wasn't the case. I was a flaccid little boy, I could safely say I was hung like a hamster. Oh yeah... Billy said it'd be very hard to pierce if I was erect, considering it's going from the inside out, which means bending the tip somewhat, plus the skin being harder to push through. People constantly come up to me saying "Hey Phat Tony... Did it hurt?!... You've Got Balls Son!" No, it truly didn't hurt too bad. The pain hit and was gone as soon as it hit. The painful part was going tinkle the next morning.. I suppose that'd be because some blood clotted in my urethra. And after going tinkle for the 1st time that night was a little uncomfortable, I guess because it cleaned out the numbing shtuff which resulted in having the feeling like the very tip (not the hole) was in a clamp.

Anyway, all in all I'm very happy with my PA. Yes, I'd do it again in a heart beat and am considering getting one done on the other side as well. I can't wait to get it stretched to a larger gauge.