My Premier PA

At A Glance Author Adam Contact Adam@bme.anon Artist Norm Studio Premier Piercing Location Australia, Victoria, Ballarat

Since I'm only seventeen, the first time I approached my piercer of questions for my PA, he jokingly told me too come back when I was twenty-one. After a little negotiation he answered all my questions, he told me I wouldn't be able to use it for 5 weeks, they use 3 different anesthetics so the pain is fairly minimal, and that I can choose the size of the ring I want. I was also told that the first couple of time that I have sex I need to use a condom, this is because its like "putting battery acid on a fresh whom", a girls flesh can be rather "acidic".

I came back asking more questions later that week, my questions were answered with complete knowledge of the subject and I felt comfortable with the procedure and piercer , I felt comfortable in getting my PA, Later that day I organised an appointment for the next day.

I arrived on time and had an anesthetic creme put on it straight away, I was told to relax and have a walk for half an hour to let the creme take effect, I choose a 10 gauge ring as I thought the 12 gauge wasn't quite large enough, after seeing the size of the ring I began to panic. When I came back I was absolutely shitting myself, my shrivelled old fella just didn't want the trauma, but I couldn't back out now, I sat back down for five minutes and then proceeded to the piercing room. I laided down and tryed to relax but the nerves just wouldn't settle, after showing me the instruments that were used I began to panic again, I was told to relax and to try not too watch. I laid there ready for an incredible pain but all I felt was a slight stinging from the tube entering, after getting over the psychological aspect of the pain I was fine, I didn't even know the piercing was done until he told me, I looked down and saw my shrivelled friend with a metal spike through it, fuckkkk! I was thinking. After the ring was passed through, I looked down and just fell in love with it "That looks fuckin great!" I got up and the nerves began to relax, the pain was nothing to what I'd imagined. The piercing definetly did not hurt as much as I'd thought it would, it was basically the tube that stung, the maximum pain I've felt so far would be about as much as it hurts to have soap down the eye of the penis.

Advice to those thinking of a PA, make sure your completely comfortable with your piercer and know exactly what he's doing, also make sure anesthetics are used so the pain is minimal.

The worse thing about a prince albert would have to be the constant sting for the first two days, even taking a piss was tolerable. It's really not as much pain as everybody thinks, though if I didn't have the anesthetic then I'm sure I'd be saying different.

This is now the third day and am still a little cautious. I awoke this morning with a decent amount of blood flowing from the eye of the penis so It's obvious it's easily irritated. After it was done I showed my girlfriend, she said "theres no way thats going in me!" so I might choose a different style of jewellery once it has healed fully, I was thinking of a straight barbell, supposidly it creates less pain during sex and is much more comfortable. Make sure you get it done with nothing smaller that a 12 gauge, otherwise I think it'd look to small.

The piercer I used is obviously completely professional, all my piercings have taken place at his establishment and when I move away from home I'll still always come back for any of my piercings, so far I've had the nipple, navel(waste of time, had it for 9 months and the fuckin thing still isn't healed), labret, tongue, and now a PA, all piercings were done quickly with minimum pain, the prince albert didn't even bleed so Norm's talent of piercing is obviously well developed and extremely professional. The most painless piercing would have to be the navel, and the most painful initially would have to be the nipple, though overall the PA is the most painful, this is only because of the constant stinging sensation when moving around. Premier Piercing is set up with two rooms, a piercing room and tattoo room, a wide open area with a huge collection of jewellery in glass cases make a comfortable setting, the place is completely spotless all the time, cleanliness is obviously a necessity. My next piercing will probably be the pubic piercing with a 10 gauge curved barbell, though I've heard the rejection rate is about 50 percent I figure I may as well giev it a try, they look great.