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At A Glance Author Remembered February Contact Remembered February@bme.anon Artist Trevor Studio Artistic Impressions Location Ontario SO what is a tongue piercing? Nothing much of course its one of the most main stream mods around these days. None the less that could not have stopped me from getting my own. Somehow the simple thought of tongue+piercing gave me a sly smile. I took my studly friend to Artristic Impressions and went ahead. Of course I was pierced from the top down. Nicely and gently with Trevors sexy hands. Trevor does a good job oh yes yes yes he does. I have heard many say they got screwed from bottom up. I do prefer it the other way.Very much so, thank you. No it was not painful but yes it was a bitch to take care of. The light food and swelling was a pain. I even bgan to wonder if I talked with a liTHp. That would have been terrible lisps are a sin. The rinse three times a day rule and no oral sex added to the blah not so happy side mostly for my boyfriend who would not shut up. My piercing has taught him a little tiny bit of patience. Now there is a bright side to a main stream piercing. Is it not? All should look at that. Why would you not? It's a mircale! Bless a tongue piercing.
I started playing with it much, very much too soon and quickly got a heavy icky bleeder. So I decided to christen my piercing and call it "bleeder" as it bled heavily. I talked to it day and night about everything and anything really...mmm hmm I did indeed. Brain-struggling-to-think-of-things-to-write. Mmm yes me and my tongue piercing are good friends. Best friends you can say. A week passed and I thought all was well so I went to try out its sexual powers. Some say it posses none others say it is magic. You can never truly believe what someone tells you unless you do it yourself no? In my experience it has some pretty damn good powers. That is until the next day when I lost the stud and my boyfriend got pissy again. A relationship on rocky ground because of a piercing? One might think so. Could my scary aunt have been right when she said "all of you pierced weirdoes are cursing yourselves"? I wondered and wondered some more.
The day was oh so very long I was trying oh so hard to find the damn stud as my aunts psychotic words rang loudly and annoyingly through my mind. I looked in the kitchen in the livingroom in the bathroom. I looked all over the basement. Searched the sheets and pillow cases. Nothing. I opened my cats mouth and fingered her searching for my precious stud. I could not find it. However I did not give up. I would never ever give up hope. I searched the sink and the diningroom the fridge and every hallway and corner and hole in the house. I called Artistics asked them how quickly it REALLY closes up. Sexy Trevor to the rescue. You hear a whole bunch of different theories and stories from every person. I found it on the floor beside my pink bra. I think it likes my bra. I kept on rinsing it with of course none other then only original Listerine. I assume Listerine needs to pay everyone one of us as we increase its business. "Bleeder" did not like the Listerine eating it out too much. I could feel it rebelling and pulsing up taking revenge on me. Yes master. My way of apologizing was drinking lots of bottled cold water soon after the good old Listerine had done its deed.
My piercing was lonely. We have a psychic bond together one only it and I understand. It would weep that it wants baby bleeders by its side. I promised Bleeder I would go to see Trevor his daddy who inhabited Artistic Impressions. Before this however we decided bleeder wasn't too styling. He looked plain and unattractive. We needed to spice him up and give him some good character. I searched far and wide, wide and far and in between. Nothing. So I searched some more for something nice and special to be worth of my oral pleasure giving helper.
One day I came across what looked perfect my piercing got itself a new image. He was stylin now and looking sassy. To this day Bleeder dislikes Listerine. So I have switched from original to the nice tasty refreshing oh so good mint flavor that is liked and appreciated much better. Bleeder has two siblings now. One brother and a sister. I must say they didn't give me half the trouble as my first born had. Bleeder is my first born main stream tongue piercing. He is forever gona be remembered for his added oh yeah baby sexual powers and bitch fest ways.