Well It all started off when me an my friends where driving around tuesday night and i felt like being a rebel an said yo lemme get my tongue done so we said all right.
At A Glance Author DrPaul Contact drpaul84@aol.com Artist Some Guy Studio All Tattoos Location Canal St. Nyc(Village) We went lookin for a place but it was to late at night an all the places where all closed so we said ok we will go to the city on friday. So that thursday im chillen at the mall with my friend an he is like "yo get your ear done", so im like nah yo an he kept sayin "cmon yo cmon" so im like all right wut ever i got my money why not. So the lady asks how old I am an i quickly say im 19 an well i look older but im 16 so it was all right she asked if i had a lisence an i said nah i came with the bus an so i gave a fake social security number and i got it done i figured well maybe getting this will let my mom calm down bout the surprise she gets tomorow with the tongue ring.
So friday comes and we all head to the city, we find the place, i went with My friend Brian some lady pat who is older and her daughter, Pat acted as my mom so i had to memorize her last name and with my luck she has a last name that has every letter in the alphabet in it. So i pay the place and go down stairs, sit in the chair, look to my right and see a wall of clits dicks and nipple piercings an im like jesus christ and the guy takes my tongue does wut he has to do, i gave him a 3 dollar tip which he didnt appreciate, oh well he ave me my change in 20's. So at that moment im in pain cause it hurt like a bitch, i cant talk and i kept gettin the ball stuck on the outside of my lip.
We head to a diner back in Jersey, their all eating im drinkin ice water, me an brian go to the bath room come back an sit down, the top ball falls off, i had no clue wut to do so brian picks up the ball puts it back on, then we realize brian never washed his hands so it was disgusting.
That night i went to a party with my mouthwash in hand, and their was no liquor at the place so i started drinkin the mouthwash, breath smelled great, tongue was green, i felt high/drunk couldnt feel a thing it was great. SO i had a tongue ring and an earing about 4 weeks later i bought a new tongue ring that says 69 on it an has a bigger ball, i put that one in and took my tongue ring and decided put it in my ear. Not a good choice, my ear got all red an had puss all over so 2 weeks of the puss was enough and i put the regular earing back in.
The only thing that sucks is i already chipped 2 teeth but its not noticable because its my lower back teeth. It hurts a lot but its alright after a few days, after i got it i have gotten so many more people looking at me so many girls talking with me its a great conversation started and gets a lot of people interested in you.
My mom still thinks im gay for some reason even though im not shes just old fashioned oh well its her loss i just tell her to stop smoking an take her earings out cause that aint right either she doesnt mind my earing that much but she hates the tongue ring its my body if she cant handle it oh well when my uncle saw it he looked at me in disgust i laughed he showed his wife she ran away and i continued laughing it was really funny they all thought i was turning gay grr they are all old fashioned losers, they need to realize its the new mellenium!!
I want to get those rings that u can put the glow stick through it but it seems lame because you can only have the glow stick light up for a little while like 3 hours and it has no use during the day so you can only use it when you go to party's i rather have one that can be used all the time when ever you want not only for special occiasions, but they seem cool.
I want to get the french tickler those look they can be a lot of fun, not only for me if you get what im saying im sure a lot more girls would be talkin to me if i let them know i had that in my mouth hehe.
Thanks For Readin,
Paul