"Joeltron dot com "

  • iam: jOELTRON
  • iam: taken
  • iam: A professional body piercer
  • iam: A professional body modification artist
  • iam: A tattoo and piercing studio owner
  • iam: A touch crazy
  • iam: 189cm tall (6.2ft, 1889760 micrometers)
  • E-Mail: yo@joeltron.com


So I'm a lazy C-Bomb it seems.
3/18/2007 | 14 comments

It has been a VERY long time since my last update. I know, I know. I have been a busy fucking boy.
It feels as if I have been spending every last second of my life in the studio. I have felt so horribly burnt out lately, a number of times I actually got so stressed out working I got light headed and had to sit down. I don't deal with stress the very best. The shop has been going through some 'changes' lately that have really twisted me up.

At that very moment, I realized how vital my upcoming holiday was going to be. I haven't posted on bme for the past week for the exacty opposite reason. I have been unwinding like a muda-fucko! It's been teh bestest! Me and Ranga left on our hol on Sunday night. We went into the city and had the most badass cruise around Sydney Harbor on the Cap'm Cook Cruise for my Mum's 50th birthday. I got pretty (okay,.... very much) waisted and took a bunch of mad photos on and off the boat. I uploaded some of the choice shots to this post. :) It was really great to spend some time with Mum and my bro. I don't get to see them as much as I like.

We left the Cruise and went back the the (sadly pretty poor) hotel for noozie time. Breacky was the FUCKING bomb. Never have I eaten SO much scrambled eggs! Omfg! I could have expoloded with eggy goodness. In fact, the next day was filled with mini-bum-splosions of eggy proportions.

First stop out of Sydney was to rockhampton (aka Rock-Pampton) to visit Renee 's monkey and hubby at their farm. We had a couple Tooheys News (beer. Duh.) to pass the 2hr wait (I like to be early) and watched some 'Nip & Tuck'. Good stuff, fun under-table-drunk-piddles. The trip was fun, mostly because I slept most of it. We stopped over at Brisbane after the 1.5hr flight, had some bourbons and charged up the notebooks (I love bars with lotsa powerpoints!).

We arrived (still drunk) at Rocky and was very warmly welcomed by Julie and Reggie. The trip was pretty long and bumpy to their 20 acre farm. It's great. We can be as loud as we want, do stupid shit when ever we want, swim nuddy in their salt-water pool, pool-sexing (btw, ROX), ride-on lawn mowers, paddy bashers... you fucking name it!

Very very very relaxing. Relaxor in fact.

Tomorrow, I'll be able to update my mod trackers. I have some nice photos of some recent work I've had done (teaser photos attached).

New mods include: 3 dome implants on my left anti-eyebrow and tongue split by the lovely Howietron and bright red hair. Woo woo.

Just before leaving to the city, quite late, I also pierced my own cheeks with the alignment aid of the charming Benny-Ben,the photo-skillz of Bofytron and the jaw-droppingness of Nickoras. It wasn't AS painful as I had expected and I totally am in love with the effect. Very very happy. Renees look fucking unreal too, she is such a fucking pretty chixor - but with the metal. Ohhhmaagxawwwwwwwwwws.

Well, that is all for tonight. Tue in tomorrow (I promise!). I'll upload a set of procedural photos of my Cheeks, pics of my implants and tongue split and a bunch of portfolio pics that have been building up (seriously, around 30).

Take care and remember, I am only on a 28.6k high latency dial-up connection right now! Be kind. :)

Operation:"Main Page Takeover"
2/24/2007 | 0 comments

We are BME4LIFE, we have taken over!!! We are here until there is no here!