"MEH......M...E...H...... MEH!"

I have no idea how to make this page look better. I am going to PERU JUNE 4- JULY 30 . . . . . Classically trained chef traveling the country building my resume and having fun. I've lived in Austin TX, Sacramento CA, Ausbury Park NJ, Ocean NJ, Ocean Grove, NJ, Red Bank NJ, Houston, TX, Albuquerque, NM, Crestview FL, Galveston TX, The Woodlands TX, Humble TX, and i think thats it. metal: 3/4 inch septum 10 gauge vertical areola 12 gauge horizontal nipple 2 gauge PA 4 gauge frenum 1 1/4 inch scrotal piercing Scars and implants: facial lines-now extended onto nose- and circles under each eye 3 bars on left shoulder blade spiral on right shoulder blade memorial to my dog on right rib cage 2 gauge 1-1/2 inch bars implanted along jaw forming 3 bars with septum two (i think 3/4 inch) teflon rods in right thigh-ongoing project. Retired: 3 piece scrotum ladder 2 top frenums 2 vertical chest surface piercings 8 gauge ampallang 6 ga tongue 4 ga tongue


it slays me
12/22/2010 | 0 comments

how people imitate things they find cool. just appreciate something and don't try to be it. leave your junk alone. and you are a snake so you must look like one now eh?

11/9/2010 | 0 comments

sure hope that guy really didn't cut off his thumbs.....

7/6/2010 | 0 comments

the Taco Taxi is now selling homemade salsas, pickled calabacita, dill pickles, and pickled okra. All produce is grown locally. got an invite to bring the bike to the whip-in in south austin. thurs-sun 4pm-10pm. got a meeting friday to discuss details. if you live in austin come by.

6/22/2010 | 2 comments

is finally back up. check it out and let me know if you can make the site suck a little less. ha. all else is in shambles

6/3/2010 | 0 comments


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